Robbers smash-and-grab their way to two jackpots
There is one place in the US, that is probably the less interesting place in all state. It sits in Pointe Coupee Parish. Pass down Main Street to False River Drive and you’ve missed it. Except there’s been a crime. Nothing too heavy. No gore. Just two guys who stole two video poker machines. There’s never been a crime wave in this small town but there were surveillance cameras saw the whole thing. The bad guys pulled up outside the Waterloo Exxon and Daiquiris Shop in their Chevy truck. Now these two climb out wearing masks - shows foresight and planning. The smaller of the two has a gimpy leg but that’s not going to hold him back. The big guy (as eyewitneses tell him have wearing a size 13 boot which matches his impressive build) breaks through the glass frontage like it was a movie set fake. One impressive thing is that they’ve used two machines. Each video poker machine comes in at a slimline 300 pounds but these two heroes exit their truck and drive away with the two machines in the back in 33 seconds. This record is made due to they’ve used a sledgehummer. A bit of cheating there, but they made a few thousand dollars for their efforts. So if you meet a small guy with biceps to die for and a limp in a bar down in Louisiana, he’s buying the next round.